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Zapproof Zeke, a lanky man in a tall crumpled tinfoil hat, round glasses and a mustard cardigan, holds a rabbit-ear antenna high while lightning bolts bounce off his hat

Signal: blocked

Zapproof Zeke

Hat on. Signal off.

Everybody is talking about getting hacked. Zeke started wrapping in 2009. One man, one shed, forty metres of tinfoil.

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The shed

Everybody is talking about getting hacked. Zeke started wrapping in 2009.

Zapproof Zeke lives in a backyard shed lined wall to wall with tinfoil, taped at every seam. He wears a hat to match: hand-crumpled, slightly lopsided, with a little antenna loop on top that he says is for "outgoing only."

The rest of the world just found out that everything is listening. Zeke heard it first, on a radio with no markings, in a shed with no signal. He has been waiting a long time to say he told you so. Today he is saying it.

Zeke, the hat, the cardigan and the shed are our own. The hat blocks nothing. Zeke strongly disagrees.

  • Wi-FiBlocked
  • BluetoothBlocked
  • Group chatsBlocked
  • Bad newsBlocked
  • Your exBlocked
  • The microwaveUnder review

Shed rules

Three rules, taped to the inside of the door.

  1. 01

    Shiny side out.

    Everybody gets this wrong. The shiny side faces the world. The dull side faces Zeke. He will check.

  2. 02

    If it beeps, wrap it.

    Phones, keys, the smoke alarm, a birthday card that played a song once. If it ever made a noise, it gets foil.

  3. 03

    Nobody touches the hat.

    You can borrow the radio. You can borrow the shed. The hat stays on Zeke's head and nowhere else.

Zeke at night, antenna up, a lightning bolt bouncing off his hat

Night shift

They were listening. Zeke wasn't.

Zeke's portrait: tinfoil hat, round glasses, antenna up
Hat check: passed.

Get shielded

One ticker. One hat.

$ZAPZEKE on Solana. The address below is the only one we will ever print. It is on this page and nowhere else. Anyone else in a foil hat is not Zeke.

The address is not broadcast yet. When it is, it goes here first; until then there is nothing to buy, and anyone selling you one is not Zeke.

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Shed log · Entry 001

Zapproof Zeke

Hat on · Signal off

Resident
Zeke. Tinfoil hat, mustard cardigan, strong opinions.
Location
The shed. Foil side out.
Ticker
$ZAPZEKE
Network
Solana
Launching onLaunched on
pump.fun
Address
Not broadcast yet
Verify
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Status
Not broadcast yet. The address is printed here the moment it exists.Broadcast. Only trust the address on this page.

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